Hollywood
No#2 on my diss list
Hollywood.
Where are all the arab actors? Hmm? In Hollywood there are only a few arab actors who I know. Tony Shalob, F Murray Abrahams, Omar Sharif, the one from Star Trek Deep Space 9 and erm thats it. Cant arabs act? Of course we can! So why I only know 3 1/2 actors?
Before 911 attack there were plenty of parts for arabs. Evil Shiekh roles and evil terroist roles were too many. Now after 911 there are now more roles for Evil Shiekhs , and evil terroists and supernatural Mummies. But they are not even played by arabs. They only get indians or latinos or even afro-americans to play arabs but no real arabs. Leish??
I think of two examples straight away. West Wing 'Issac and Ismail'. There is an arab terroist suspect. He is played by an indian hindu man.
& there is Lost, a new program which is very good, partly because it is the 1st time an American program has as its main character and hero a Muslim->Arab->Iraqi->Republican Gaurd Soldier. Waaaw. That is brave for the program makers BUT he is played by a hindu guy aswell. Well 8/10 for effort. As 4 Naveen Andrews, he doesnt even do a good Iraqi accent but does speak arabic half well when the script writers ask for it and can even pass for an Iraqi of Yemani origins.
So. I think there is not enough good arab actors available in Hollywood. And whenever they want the part of a brown terroist and there are no hindu actors around they call a special hot line. Just dial
800-Art Malik.
Mr. You are a credit to your race and mine :-(
The western worlds second biggest mistake
Allowing me to learn english, now there's gonna be trouble muwahahahaha!
Who's first on my diss list? Ibn Buttutu Mall.
I was attacked. The Filipino girl in Geant attacked me! The bitch! Maybe she saw this, her only chance to get a Local back for years of dreamt up mistreatment. I go into the mall to pick up shopping for a friend living in the Gardens. Nice evening, so I decide to walk to Geant from his appartment.
Tired now when I reach the mall *silly me* should of taken the car. Inside Geant more walking. I Walk up and down, up and down because I cannot find anything and the staff act like they cant speak arabic or english.
Uff I see a filipino girl smartly dressed, holding two bottles of aftershave. She sees me in white kandora & 5'oclock shadow at 1'oclock & shit, she moves towards me. I dont like to loose a game of Chicken, so I continue to move in her direction.
When we are in hailing distance she is 'hellow siiir. would yew like to try this new fragrance?.'
I try to be alof and diss her with a 'no'. It doesnt work. I am a sucker for a cute smile and lifting my arm she sprays me. Its like cat piss, and she sprays too much of it. & now I walk through the mall stinking of what is like cat piss.
Go get a taxi to take me back into the Gardens aftewards and the driver is bitching about its only a small distance. Who gives a fuck? I am
paying you for the ride dammit. And I give an extra bad glance to him so he doesnt make a face about the way i smell.
I'm never going back.
Allo world
A year from now , no one will remember what 'blogging' is and a new fad would of taken its place. But for now, just for now, let me rest in its lime light. World are you ready for me?
