I AM A LOCAL
No # 4 on my diss List.LOCALS *gasp*
Alright then. I have the choice of writing this in arabic or english but I know not all locals can read arabic ;) or even speak it (thats for u Mr or Mrs Emirati person who grow up in Birmingham or LA or somewhere in between and now think you are more western than a westerner and now cant even speak ur mother tounge even though u r all dishdashed up. That is also for the Mr or Mrs Emirati person who only spent 1 year in a foreign country but come back with an American accent even though they was not even in America. How the *#%@ did you get an American accent if you spent all your time in Germany or UK or Australia? Hmm?)
Today I shall diss without breaking my fast Locals who are wannab shiekhs .
1) Dont drive around town in ur Toyota Lexus like you are the king of dubai. Because u know and I know u can barely keep up the payments and that you only have a job as a clerk in a bank or post office somewhere.
2) Dont let ur little brother drive around town in ur Toyota Lexus because that is just plain stupid.
3) Dont boast about ur next new mobile phone when u can barelly afford credit for it OR forget that the one 'all singing all dancing' one you have is not real but just a clone u bought in Bur Dubai.
4) Dont try to speak in an American accent to impress that blond expat girl when u can hardly string together one str8 sentence in English.
5) Dont go to the masjid and pray next to a paki or indian or bengali as an equal and then come out and wont even look at one or even notice his existance.
6) Shabab dont walk up and down in the mall all weekend talking on those freakin mobiles to your friends who all there with you in the mall anyway. Who are you talking to? Those things give tumors u know?
Dont take for granted the ground we live on and the life we have that has been prepared by our Beloved Sheikh Zayed. Dont be rude to those who have less than us, because we had nothing ourselve 2 generations ago. Remember Surah 31:18 in the Quran. If u dont know it, please look it up.
Finally dont give these people (the rest of the world) a chance to look down on us, because we are arabs & say that we are lazy & we are not civilised like they are. That all we know is violence and discrimination and the achievements we have made in this country, our country in particular is only by chance..
Ya3ny dont let them say we are lucky because we have oil. Tell them we are blessed because we have vision.
BTW... I am not an imam or sheikh or whatever, coz I am as bad as they come. But just blowing of steam, & expats and tourist dont relax coz ur both next on my dist list muwahhahahahaha!
posted by Jassim @ 10:49 PM
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