Celebrity
Supermodel Naomi Campbell will reportedly celebrate her 36th birthday at the Burj Al Arab Hotel next week with an incredible three-day party.
-Gulf News
Why do we still take gleeful pride whenever a major western celebrity comes to Dubai, even if they are of the camp National Enquirer excrement smeared tabloid toilet paper variety?
Yes that’s too you Ms Naomi (cant walk down a runway without falling over even if it was to save your live because you are so fuel up on meth, heroine and weed to see straight) Campbell. I'll be sure to travel back to Dubai quickly just too warmly welcome your arrival… before I throw an unexpected haute couture fit on your skinny little butt and knock you around with my wife's expensive Italian gear right there in front Airport Security…just so you can feel at home.
But the story gets worse…
Footballer David Beckham and his Spice Girl wife Victoria, as well as supermodels Eva Herzigova and Linda Evangelista, are set to be at the party
Waaw. It looks like Dubai will be getting five queens for the price of one this summer! And we are getting the one's of the most trashiest kind, the ones that can represent the dubai expat community to the 'T'..: Classless, trashy, nouveua rich type that have no style whatsoever. I am sure after wasting how many millions to stay at the Burj they will proberly waste a few more with a big villa in one of the new Emaar developments that is based on a theme or something.
Yes Mr Omar Ayesh from Tameer or Mr Mohamed Ali Alabbar from Emaar, here is a new themed idea for a city. Dubai Model City. It can be made out of real plastic and we can put all the Super Models and fake assed celebrities who come to Dubai there, because it is 'the next cool and happening destination' in this place. We can have it built in time for next summer, have its occupancy filled quickly (because everyone is dying to come to Dubai to be cool)…. and then burn the place down, House of Wax style…so yeah we can throw Paris Hilton in there too.
Officials at hotel owner Jumeirah have refused to confirm if the hotel has been booked for the £1 million (Dh6.9 million) once-in-a-lifetime get-together.
Please let this be true Jumeirah… so we can burn the Hotel down once they are staying there. Wait! Scratch that idea… the NSA could be monitoring this blog for illegal terror activity and being the super intelligent guys they are, may take this post seriously, so I was only kidding guys…Instead lets just quarantine the place once all those celebrities are in there, so they can't leave, ever. Then the Burj Al Arab can get a new lease of life as the literal Star Attraction of Dubai. People can come here just to take pictures of the new celebrity prison.
Naomi's boyfriend of eight months, Badr Jafar, is said to be hosting the party, which begins on Sunday with the theme "All White".
Is'nt that like a gay thing? Wait! Don’t want to be accused of being homophobic again.
The fun continues on Monday, which is Naomi's birthday, when a "Hip Hop" day is planned, while the party rounds off on Tuesday with a day dedicated to Brazilian Samba.
Wait a second Gulf News… All this information after Bill Walshe, chief marketing officer for Jumeirah said "We never make any comment on any aspect of our guests' stay.
"The privacy of our guests is of the utmost importance and we never say whether we are having a particular guest to stay."
But yet we have the day of the party and the theme of the party and the guest list of the party and even the color of the clothes the guest are meant to be dressed in. How did you get this information?
Please tell me you made this up or that its just a marketing ploy to get Burj Al Arab back into the news because the international media are beginning to forget their existence.
Opps wait a second that name, Badr Jafar??? Is that an Arabic name I smell, ??? How did I miss that? Oh now the plot thickens…Yet perhaps its another too rich too dumb Gulf National trying to make a name for himself here. He probably put out a press release (Nomaadic I hope you didn’t write this) just to get some fame. Well Whatever GCC country spewed you out Mr Jafar I hope they are punished severely by Allah All Mighty.
*shuts eyes tightly and prays he is not Emirati*
posted by Jassim @ 11:49 PM
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