sub diss vignette
SmokersHere is why smoking is stupid.
I went with my friend to visit a cousin I had not seen in a long time over the Eid Weekend. This what a typical conversation with him was like.
Me. How is Ahmed ?
Cousin. *cough* He is getting married next august *cough*
Me. Yes my aunt told me but ...
Cousin *cough cough khgahhhhhhhh (nasty hawking noise) then he spits*
Friend. Do you want water?
Cousin. Alhumdillah (no thanx)
Me. Yes my aunt was saying that he will get married but he is worried about
Cousin. *intertupted by more cough coughing*
(Awkward Silence).
Cousin. Fukken {famous brand} Lights!
Me. Ohooah! Very bad. Ah?
Cousin. Yeah I am finished. Common lets go to the shop, I need some more.
( Awkward Silence again)
Cousin. *coughs*
This guy stinks. Not in a bad way, just in a tobacco way. Which is a bad way maybe. He has an apartment on his own in Abu Dhabi away from the folks coz of his work (and his sanity) and I think his family is happy aswell coz he smokes too much and his apartment smells like a night club.
Tell me. Why do people in this country smoke so much? We need to have more non-smoking zones and less promotion of this drug. Coz it is a drug. Even the many Ulemah (religious egg heads) say that smoking is no longer makrou (a dodgy thing to do) but it is straight up haram (a very bad thing to do). It is addictive (Like alchohol) and it can kill you.
There is an advert on tv in uk made by a man who died of cancer shortly before his daughters 18th birthday or something like that, coz he was to stupid with the smoking everyday.(sorry for being so disrespectful to the dead, but i am sure he will say the same thing about himself)
Tell me. If you smoke, why do you do it? Does it make you look cool? Everyone in Dubai is trying to be cool even if it kills them.
Ya3ny there are hardly any locals in UAE as there is.. and if most of us have mobile phones stuck to our head in one hand (where's ur damn blue tooth anyway) and cigarrets in the other 24 hrs a day, then the war against cancer will be see more unecessary casualties.
Smokers. You dont look cool when you smoke, you just look pathetic and you stink. You belong in the category of people in diss number 3 and 8.
Non smokers! The next time you see a smoker sitting in a restaurant stinking up the place. Slap them. 'Slap them ya Local Hero?'
Yes Slap them. Slap them hard and then take that cigarette and put it out on their foreheads so whenever they look in the mirror from that point on, their scarred face will remind them it is not cool anymore to smoke. Its just dumb.
posted by Jassim @ 3:05 PM
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